Why would you?

The last turkey in the shop? Just a bit of publicity grabbing I suspect. Could be useful for potty training earlier in life? Thank you for sharing Tanith

My first thought was that the fashion designer just wanted to shock, grab attention, & make sure their designs were the ones being talked about.
However I realised that I wasn't shocked at all. Although I did think it was stupid & pretty useless! Isn't the point of clothes to keep your bits covered & warm?
I think we are used to seeing & hearing so many potentially shocking things that the media etc, is having to push the bounderies farther & farther. Where will it all end?

I must admit I now see the funny side, oh my it might be a bit 'parky' in this weather don't you think? As OB 1 (Star Wars) would say "nothing to see here"

I havent clicked on the link.

I dont go to London very often.
But when I do, I look around to see if the general public there are wearing clothes that are in fashion week. They are not as far as I can tell.
So I dont think that whatever is on your link will be walking down any high street, including London, any time soon.

Good of you to warn everyone tanith but in my opinion there was no need if you follow my meaning
soontobe I think you made the right decision nothing there apart from a hideous piece of for want of a better word clothing that looks like a huge moth has attacked it !

Wouldn't they actually be arrested if they walked down the local high street like that?

Paris fashion week is all about designers competing with each other to see who grabs the front page. I have never seen any of these clothes actually worn on any high street.

Do wish I had looked at this link after dinner though tanith

At least you had a 'little' warning Agus

Does anyone in the real world usually pay much attention to Paris Fashion Week?

I'm sure they don't NfkDumpling, I posted it because I thought it would make a thread that would bring a smile or a chat to your day..

Instant arrest if worn in public?
So long as don't expect women to follow suit .....

It did give me a 'little' chuckle tanith

Reminds me of the young woman in "The Bell Jar" on her first sight of male genitalia:

“The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed."

As my DM would have said, "He'll catch his death of cold!"

Or get frostbite!

Wouldn't their bits shrivel in the cold? And God forbid they get frostbite

Puts a whole new slant on walking with a 'spring' in your step

Didn't I just mention frostbite...

Never mind, must be another of my invisible posts!

So is it the case that men are excited by looking at female genitals but women laugh about or are turned off by male genitals?

I wonder why that would be?

Don't see what all the fuss is about, my work trousers have splits & holes like that, just have to make sure that the holes in my underpants don't match.

Poor chap!

Not you, Pompa, the model.

Well how very unnecessary. What very silly garments these are. My OH would be laughed at all over town if he wore one of those!!!!

The men in this article , certainly have nothing to boast about! In my work I have seen much more generously endowed males.