Mr. & Mrs. Average

Just shows how silly 'averages' are

Now that is funny!

I know several Susan's, but none of them are married to a David, and none of them live in 1930's semis.
Just shows how "average" they are not.

Yes, we are the average couple and we live opposite another average couple! However we do not live in a 1930's semi.

All the Davids we know seem to be married to Barbaras!

My cousin David is married to a Barbara.

We know a David and Barbara

All Davids are accountants!

Know some Sues and don't think they are 'average'

How boring it would be to be 'average'! Would anyone admit to it?

I know a Dave married to a Sue...will that do?

Every time I do quizes or read reports we always turn out as average - it so annoys me!

I know two Dave and Sues, one couple living in a 1930s semi. I'm not sure what they drive though (dons Hetty Wainthrop snooping attire).

We know a David and Barbara, and a couple of Susans. Common names though, so no surprise really.

What age are Mr & Mrs Average supposed to be?

One of us is called Susan or David, we have a Quashqui and live in a modern detached - we think we are average but not ordinary.

Good question Absent.Although David is a name used both now and back in the day, Susan and Barbara would suggest they are all at least sixty somethings wouldn't it?

Teetime, of course you are not ordinary, none of us are!

Aw thank you. Yes I'm 62 and there were four Susans in my class at primary school but it was my grandmothers name so that's why I got it. You don't hear of babies being called Susan now. We had a dog called Dave once.

absent I don't remember it mentioning age.

Susan was a very common name when I was young. There were 3 in my form at senior school and one in another that I know of.