Doesn't he realize that he can't win on that one? How extravagant to splash out - no pun intended - on a new pair of (albeit cheap) wellies when he already has a perfectly good pair!!! 
I nearly posted a corker there - autocorrect turned wellies into wellies )))
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
The Government advice re emergency packs
What job would you do now, if you had the choice? (Light hearted)
