He sounds a right boring old f**t, this Professor Nigel Hunt - glad I don't live at his house! Chocolate soil is what I suffered this morning, when I pressed the switch on the mixer too far while making buttercream icing.
How on earth did you find that out? It does wonders for me if I am feeling down and need a pick me up. I am sure that it being high in calories is a figment of somebody's imagination.