Cameron has resigned and the race is on.
So far we have various names mentioned.
Johnson (words fail me, unlike the deliberately tousled one)
Steven Crabbe (who? you say - he was until recently Secretary of State for Wales which is a bit like being President of Ireland - you turn up on official occasions and make a bland speech)
May (she who has been hiding in the girls toilet for the last few months while the boys have a nasty eye-gouging fight in the corridors)
and...
Jeremy (I'm selling off NHS England via the back entrance) Hunt.
Any other contenders? Who will be the bookies' favourite? and who will win?
A very disappointing lunch. Should pubs and restaurants be more honest.