Cameron has resigned and the race is on.
So far we have various names mentioned.
Johnson (words fail me, unlike the deliberately tousled one)
Steven Crabbe (who? you say - he was until recently Secretary of State for Wales which is a bit like being President of Ireland - you turn up on official occasions and make a bland speech)
May (she who has been hiding in the girls toilet for the last few months while the boys have a nasty eye-gouging fight in the corridors)
and...
Jeremy (I'm selling off NHS England via the back entrance) Hunt.
Any other contenders? Who will be the bookies' favourite? and who will win?
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
What foods that you aren't allergic to don't seem to agree with your body?
That would be ridiculous.