Confusion reigns!
Yesterday was marred by so many mixed messages that if the government was a swing door it would have been a total comedy.
First we had the continued fallout from Rudd's statement about the immigrant lists. May was asked if she could clarify the situation. Her reply went along the lines that really what Rudd had meant was the complete opposite to what was said, and quite honestly it ought all to be taken with a pinch of salt as it was just an idea that they'd thought up over afternoon tea, and in any case we are consulting. It was unclear with whom they are consulting as parliament does not seem to be flavour of the month at present.
May also made it clear that parliament would not be consulted (for the umpteenth time) over the Brexit negotiations. There will be no vote she insisted. Meanwhile one of her party faithful George Eustice had told the country via the radio that there would be a green paper put forward for a parliamentary debate on Brexit. Green papers mean votes! What do green papers mean? Votes!!!!
Later Amigo 1 was insisting that taking back control did not mean that he should be taken to account over Brexit. Oh! No! That isn't what Brexit meant at all. He has a Mandate, the biggest mandate ever in the whole wide world! The trouble is that the Labour Party, the Libs, the SNP, and Soubry, Miller, Morgan, Clarke, Perry, Grieve, Philip and Burt to name just a few from the Tory party all disagree with him. This put him in a very bad mood, clearly no one understands that when he took back control he wasn't going to share it with anyone, so you can all put that in your pipe and smoke it.