Wasn't Loretta Lyn the coalminers daughter country singer person?
Anyway, I digress, personally think that bloody awful, silly hat should have been enough to get any sort of payment or allowance stopped with immediate effect, and an enforced spell in an institution, just haven't decided what sort and wether as a patient or worker.
First rule of hat, make sure you can sit in a car without having to hunch down like a dyspeptic dwarf who might be about to vomit into the foot well, second rule of hat, before you really leave the designers studio, perhaps when you are halfway down the stairs, pop back and if all the staff are rolling around on the floor, clutching their sides, dabbing their eyes and crossing their legs (or even perhaps in the loo changing their Tenas) you might want to think again.