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mrsmopp Sat 19-Nov-16 08:44:42

Snapchat now let's you add bitmoji to online geofilters.

Well, you learn something new every day, don't you.
I think I'm on the wrong planet here! Well I am definitely out of date.......

durhamjen Mon 21-Nov-16 23:08:30

Took you over a hundred posts to notice it!

mrsmopp Mon 21-Nov-16 22:26:48

The apostrophe is autocorrect: you can't put an S at the end of a word without the aberrant apostrophes! Cabbage's Bean's Apple's.
Ask any greengrocer ?

durhamjen Mon 21-Nov-16 22:23:39

There's even a forum for the ZX80. I can't believe those keyboards lasted that long.

durhamjen Mon 21-Nov-16 22:16:39

Daphne, we had a ZX80. It didn't even have a decimal point.

Please let us not go back to imperial. It's hard enough teaching decimal to my grandson. If I mention anything like feet and inches, he looks so puzzled.

DaphneBroon Mon 21-Nov-16 21:52:03

Snapchat now let's you add.....
If they must use jargon, at least combine it with correct grammar

I totally agree, the words may be gobbledygook, but the apostrophe is INEXCUSABLE

mrsmopp Mon 21-Nov-16 21:35:01

Daphnedill, Ha that was a joke! It was a Sinclair spectrum actually....?

MaizieD Mon 21-Nov-16 11:54:36

I'm not advocating making life complicated, dd. But I do quite like that I can convert backwards and forwards through both systems.

Of course, measurement of time isn't yet metric and I've worked with KS3 children who are quite baffled by it...

Being mentally agile in one area doesn't preclude mental agility in another area. Unless you subscribe to the notion that ones brain capacity is finite..(which I don't for one second believe that you do smile)

daphnedill Mon 21-Nov-16 11:08:37

MrsMopp, I read somewhere that vintage computers like the ZX81 can be worth quite a bit!

daphnedill Mon 21-Nov-16 11:06:43

Very possibly, Maizie. Metric calculations are easy peasy compared with working in different bases all the time, but why make life complicated? Why not turn the mental agility to something else? wink

MaizieD Mon 21-Nov-16 11:03:32

I don't see anything 'natural' about the decimal system, annodomini. As I understand it the pre-decimal measuring system was based on 'natural' phenomena.

www.npl.co.uk/educate-explore/factsheets/history-of-length-measurement/

I am willing to bet that those of us who were brought up with feet and inches, and pounds, shillings and pence, are probably better at simple arithmetic than those taught boring old metric. We had to be a bit more agile in our calculations grin

mrsmopp Mon 21-Nov-16 10:25:31

They still use furlongs in horse racing don't they?
Maybe in the not too distant future even bitmojis and geofilters and snapchat will be quaintly old fashioned?

Sent from my zx81 computer

Maggiemaybe Mon 21-Nov-16 07:26:14

daphnedill, my year was the last to take O level Maths using "old money". We were so relieved that we didn't have to get to grips with the new-fangled decimal system grin

varian Mon 21-Nov-16 06:50:10

Both metric and imperial unirs are used simultaneously in the construction industry, although architects dimensions are in mm. A builder might say "I need 3 metres of the 3 by 2" ( timber 3 inches wide by 2 inches thick)

annodomini Sun 20-Nov-16 20:40:54

Metric units are easy and convenient. Our generation (some of you) may not think so, but a decimal system is far more natural than a duodecimal system.
Just saying!

grannypiper Sun 20-Nov-16 20:24:24

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nannieann Sun 20-Nov-16 20:08:48

Metric units just aren't as conveniently sized as imperial ones so will never catch on! Of course we use chains and furlongs, Ana. An acre is a chain x a furlong, a cricket pitch is a chain, and furlongs are usef in horse racing.

daphnedill Sun 20-Nov-16 19:09:25

It's strange isn't, it? I know my weight in kilos but my height in feet and inches.

daphnedill Sun 20-Nov-16 19:08:31

Do you mean that you don't buy your wheat in bushels and pecks, Ana? You modernist!

I took O level maths in 1971 and we were the first year to sit our exams with questions using decimal currency. We had to have a crash course during the last year. No more questions about how much ten items @ 4s 11d would cost. It was much easier and would have been easier still if we had had metric measurements.

Ana Sun 20-Nov-16 18:53:37

We didn't use chains and furlongs even in our younger days, railman, don't exaggerate!

Even young people still tend to announce the birth weight of their babies in pounds and ounces, I've noticed!

railman Sun 20-Nov-16 18:47:46

The UK has been going metric since the late 1960s, and at school and college we used the SI system - metre, kilogram, second.

Metric threads replaced the old BSW, BSF, BA and other measurements with their metric equivalents from the 1970s.

Petrol or diesel is proved in litres - has been for some years - although, oddly, supermarkets still insist on selling milk in 4.27 and 2.175 litre bottles (4-pints and 2-pints respectively).

Most cars can measure consumption in either litres/kilometre, or the ld style British imperial miles per gallon - the choice is yours largely.

Mind you - road signs are still in yds and miles - but we love a challenge in the UK.

I tried asking grandchildren about weights and measures recently, and they didn't understand how far a yard was - maybe they will be the generation that finally get rid of the bizarre multi-system measurements we have today.

But, please don't go back to inches, ounces, stones, chains, and furlongs - even I can't use them.

mrsmopp Sun 20-Nov-16 18:14:45

We still say miles per gallon don't we? That's not gone metric has it?
Meters per litres? Don't think so, do you?
What do they say on the Continent then? I have no idea.

Legs55 Sun 20-Nov-16 18:00:11

It all just goes right over my head confused

I can use laptop for emails & on-line shopping also facebook (friends & family spread around). I can use a mobile & text but that's my limit. Basically I don't want to learn to use anything I don't need grin

Still speak in lbs & ozs, feet & inches & often convert amount of petrol I'm putting into car into gallons (I don't convert price), I know how many mpg I get hmm

Nannanoo Sun 20-Nov-16 17:54:09

Snapchat now let's you add bitmoji to online geofilters

Does anyone remember Stanley Unwin? "Deeply joyful with your downloaders, Madam!"

Pamish Sun 20-Nov-16 17:15:55

Snapchat now let's you add .....

no no no nono nnoooooo

If they must use jargon, at least combine it with correct grammar.

LET'S is what offends me.

railman Sun 20-Nov-16 16:59:44

Mind you - did have a lovely Sunday lunch today with DW - not an emoji or geofilter in sight!