And just to lower the tone even further he was wearing beigh socks this morning with a glimpse of flesh showing. Yes I know, very shallow of me. I have been castigated by OH already over my observations on Corbyns socks 
Would you think it was odd if a younger person wanted to befriend you?
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could you imagine. He'd have to get to at least burton to present himself properly!