TM and THAT dress

No Ana I haven't had a squidge. ( gross emoticon)

....and unlike yourself I haven't had the chance to zoom in on the news programs .... yet

Had a squidge have you gillybob?

I'm sure I noticed a hint of wobble while watching him on the news just now...(yes, I admit I was actually staring intently)

Moobs roses ? Moobs ?

How very dare you . They're rock solid pectoral muscles!

Putin does like to get his moobs out doesn't he? Any photo opportunity to look macho.

All the Russkis say och aye,
Donald where's yer troosers!

All together now
"I've just come down
From the Isle of Skye
I'm no' verra big and I'm awfu' shy . . ."

Oh Vlad serenading Donald- Bromance!

I think there's an old Russian song about that Elegran

Dornald ver iz yor (bullet proof) troosers

If Vlad is standing behind, I hope that Donald's trousers are impenetrable too.

Watch out you're talking about the next President of the USA (or the man behind the President anyway).

Wow "my" Vlad photos just made the Radio 4 news!
Eagerly looking for the photos of him posing whilst spear fishing now

Ha you got me there grumpa

Should have said I don't know ANY man who wouldn't protect their nether regions first !

How about married men, gillybob?

Oh well maybe his chest muscles are so hard the bullets would simply bounce off ! Mind you I don't know a single man who wouldn't protect their nether regions first!

Although of course he could be coated with special anti-bullet skin protector (a Russian secret weapon), which would explain his apparent willingness to cast off his upper clothing at the drop of a hat...

Well, obviously he's not bothered about a bullet through the heart or jugular! Just protecting his nether regions...

Because they're bullet proof Ana why else ?

Looks like he needs two hands to hold up that rod!

Why are his pants stiff?

petra I know you're gonna want to blow that up HUGE but I can assure you them pants are stiff utility camouflage !

I do like a man with a hand on his rod !

Sorry couldn't help it. Think I might be deprived

Sorry gilly
I thought you were going down the funny route, but no, it was the lusty route

Wow chewy what more could the real Santa ever bring me than that?

Can't wait 'till Xmas now

How about this for your festive screen saver gillybob ?

Oh come on petra I'm the first to admit I'm a bit daft but a screen saver of JC ??? Really ?