Carol Vordeman

Carol Vorderman has already had so much work done that I don't buy her explanation that it is medication. She's got "pillow face", similar to Madonna and many others.

A friend of mine had this whilst on a short break in London. It sounds a rather nasty and painful condition.

Given that Cellulitis like its close cousin Erysipelas is an infection of the skin and the tissues below the skin surface, I wonder if your episode luckylegs was not because of a tiny abrasion letting the bacteria in, or even caught in hospital, rather than a reaction to painkillers.