Policies please!!!

That the same Penny who lied through her teeth about Turkey imminently joining the EU and was sufficiently disrespectful of Parliament recently to make a speech that was an effectively a childish "dare" ?

www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/10/brexit-axel-scheffler-gruffalo-co-creator-and-eu-illustrators-draw-for-europe

Perhaps another policy will be to stay in the EU, so you don't upset all the children in the country. You don't want to do that, do you?

Who is we, if you don't mind me asking?
How many Philips do you have dinner with - and which ones?

Oh now come on I got rid of Priti Patel- doesn't that show I can be decisive? And now we have the delightful Penny Mordaunt in her place. She appeared on that diving programme "Splash" you know, so if they can have a reality show host as President in the US who knows about PM? We were discussing clamping down on Tax dodgers at dinner dj it is going to take some time as some people are still moving money to safer places

By the way, if you really want people to start respecting you again, you could tell/persuade Philip to give the NHS more money in the budget.

www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/11/10/brexit-weak-growth-and-an-aging-population-risk-sinking-the

Or have I said that before?

Talking about the Daily Mail, how are you getting on with your tax-dodgers charter?

Theresa it's not often you get a FFS on twitter from Ed Milliband, but you did yesterday. It was your night out celebrating Paul Dacre's 25 glorious years with the Daily Mail.
Quite an achievement - he's normally such a nice, polite young man, don't you think?

Lots of policies here. You can have a long trip to Iceland to find out about them, and your problems might be over when you get back.

www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/7-iceland-feminist-law-women/

Well, Theresa, how about it?
Simon Stevens has done a U-turn. Surely you can do another one.

kittysjones.wordpress.com/2017/11/08/bravo-simon-stevens-for-saying-what-needed-to-be-said/

I love the way Hunt says it wasn't a government policy. It was the policy of all the front-benchers who supported Brexit. That's quite a few of the government.

You know what to do, Theresa, if you want any kudos whatsoever from anywhere; get rid.
Telegraph will be quite happy then - maybe.
You need to stop being Theresa Maybe.

H-e-l-p!!! Infamy, Infamy! They've all got it infamy!!

Even the Telegraph is turning against me.

I don't think our dear PM has time for policies.
Firefighting is all she needs at the moment,

We've given her more than her own government and party have. I hope she is suitably grateful.

Oh, dj, Theresa came on here asking for policies, so that she'd be sure she was doing what we want.
Do you think we've been confusing her and she still doesn't have any?

Before trump went to the far east, he went to Hawaii.
He was greeted with some brilliant signs.

www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-us-president-welcome-to-kenya-sign-hawaii-protest-barack-obama-8038311

Where would you like him to meet Boris, Theresa?
In Turkey?
Actually, sacking Boris would solve the problem.
It has been said tonight that Priti Patel is unlikely to last til the weekend, so you may as well kill two birds with one stone. I really don't think it matters who you put in their place, as you won't be there too long yourself to carry out your policies.
You do have some, don't you?

Vietnam and the Philippines before he goes back to the US next week. Was that the plan, to keep them separated?

Theresa, have you forgotten that Donald is in China tomorrow, for a few days, then going to Guam?
I know bcause my grandson reminded me today. He keeps a check on trump because he gets worried that he's going to slide into the UK without us knowing.

So useful to have a hubby with insider knowledge Theresa.

I'm asking hubby about the tax havens mostlyharmless he has in depth knowledge of the subject and is looking for somewhere to stash his loot has promised to help.
I did ask HRH but she denied knowing anything

Dear Theresa
I'm so glad you're back! The country has been falling apart in the last week or so without you.
I'm sure you can restore order in the ranks, or in the cabinet at least. The tax havens may take a bit longer to sort.

Oh but Boris and Donald dj twins separated at birth or what? I couldn't resist it.

Haven't you sent Boris to the US to talk about Iran tomorrow?
The problem is that the US and Iran means more nuclear discussions. Just hope Boris doesn't agree to anything he shouldn't and upset Iran any more than he has.

Trying to work out where Boris will strike next?
The problem is dj if I sack all the incompetents there'll be no-one left (and who was that shouting "Start with yourself"?)
Telly you could always move North I'm told they have lots of room.

Impact assessment? What are they?

Stop wasting your time trying to negotiate with the EU, there is never going to be a negotiated agreement unless with give in to most of their demands. Have a look at development policy and ensure that every new housing development contains an impact assessment on local infrastructure. This is especially needed in the south east which is grid locked at certain times of the day. Or if a car breaks down. Or a centimetre of snow dusts the ground!