Oh cathieb, I couldn’t go into a bedroom with him, let alone anything else. I think he’s monstrously unattractive, and money of any amount wouldn’t induce me to sleep with him, or indeed with any man who I found unattractive. Anyway I’m married and like muffin I believe marriage is a sacred institution, or at least if one marries in church, and I did.
However, some women do find him attractive, and it must be acknowledged that he has great intelligence, charm, humour, and of course, the great aphrodisiac, power and fame. A heady mix for some women.
I still don’t like Theresa May however, although it must be acknowledged that whilst she is staid and boring, and appears to lack any personality at all, she does at least have strong morals.