SO.... We are to have a new Prime Minister, who is going to Unite the whole UK and turn it once again into a Land of Hope and Glory. It seems likely that the new PM will be Boris Johnson, who has already made a good start on the Uniting front by publishing this:
“The Scotch - what a verminous race!
Canny, pushy, chippy, they're all over the place.
Battening off us with false bonhomie;
Polluting our stock, undermining our economy.
Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees!
Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees!
Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran
As provocatively, offensively foreign!
It's time Hadrian's Wall was refortified
To pen them in a ghetto on the other side.
I would go further. The nation
Deserves not merely isolation
But comprehensive extermination.
We must not flinch from a solution.”
To be completely fair, he didn't write that, but it was published in The Spectator under his editorship.
Water shortages and hosepipe bans
Rupert Lowe and the “rowers” haha
Reducing contact because my heart just isn't in it.


