SO.... We are to have a new Prime Minister, who is going to Unite the whole UK and turn it once again into a Land of Hope and Glory. It seems likely that the new PM will be Boris Johnson, who has already made a good start on the Uniting front by publishing this:
“The Scotch - what a verminous race!
Canny, pushy, chippy, they're all over the place.
Battening off us with false bonhomie;
Polluting our stock, undermining our economy.
Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees!
Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees!
Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran
As provocatively, offensively foreign!
It's time Hadrian's Wall was refortified
To pen them in a ghetto on the other side.
I would go further. The nation
Deserves not merely isolation
But comprehensive extermination.
We must not flinch from a solution.”
To be completely fair, he didn't write that, but it was published in The Spectator under his editorship.
Good Morning Monday 11th May 2026
