Billy Bunter, Lower Forth, Greyfriars.

My post was a joke, I’ve only ever known Lemongrove as Lemongrove. Sometimes posters have a good reason to change their user names, perhaps if a family member finds out who they are on Gransnet, or a friend or colleague.
I’ve only ever been maddyone.

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Chew and Lem sounds like a sort of bargain basement store.

I have always been varian since discovering Gransnet many years ago.

Why do posters change their names lemon?

Lemongrove, what about Orangegrove, Limegrove, et al?

Gonegirl

‘Bloody ‘ell’

My comment of ‘Oh dear’ was a somewhat more polite version of what you wrote Gonegirl. It meant ‘Oh God, they’re all fighting about Brexit again.’ There was no need for you to be so condescendingly rude.

Have you only had one pseudonym Varian? Not that we would know I suppose, anyway.
Being only on my second name I feel rather left behind in those stakes.??

How? Good question Mawb but I doubt there will be a good answer.

Gracesgran,

‘And you know it is coming from a very, very sad person.’

You haven’t the faintest idea what kind of a person I am Gracesgran, but you are making sure by your regular (very regular) comments on Gransnet that the rest of us are getting a very good idea of what kind of a person you are.
I’m not sure that well mannered would be in the description, judging by some of your comments.

How?

Threads do wander, as I think you must know lemon as you have been here a while even under your present pseudonym.

However my re-posting from the Economist is directly relevant to the OP

It doesn't happen very often but that post made me howl with laughter!

Since Varian’s post has zilch to do with this one Less it’s reasonable to think she posted in haste on the wrong thread.
If I was employed by GN to police threads then I would be handing you a caution for continually following me around and asking daft questions.

Are you employed by GN lemon? Do you police the threads?

You’re on the wrong thread again Varian....this one is comparing somebody from a front bench to Billy Bunter.?
Even though Bunter was short, very fat and wore glasses.
‘I say you chaps’ squeeked the fat owl of the remove, ‘Order, I say....orderrrrr’.
Or he may have said ‘ I say you chaps, any chance of a bit of tuck until my postal order arrives!’
Or any amount of other things.

According to the right-wing "Economist"-

"Boris Johnson has been Conservative leader for little more than a month, and until this week had appeared in Parliament as prime minister only once. But that did not stop him carrying out the biggest purge in the party’s history on September 3rd. After a backbench rebellion led to a resounding defeat of his uncompromising Brexit policy, 21 moderate Conservative mps, including seven former cabinet members and a grandson of Winston Churchill, had the whip withdrawn and were told they would not be allowed to stand as Tories at the next election.

It was the most dramatic step in a long process: the transformation of Britain’s ruling party from conservatives into radical populists (see article). The capture of the Tories by fanatics determined to pursue a no-deal Brexit has caused the party to abandon the principles by which it has governed Britain for most of the past century. With an election looming, and the Labour opposition captured by an equally radical hard-left, the Tories’ sinister metamorphosis is terrible news."

www.economist.com/leaders/2019/09/07/boris-johnsons-unconservative-party

Public schools like to keep the plebs in a permanent state of ignorance by having different year groups for Remove.

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Probably, Anno, because some disgruntled poster would accuse you of "quoting from the net so as to pretend to be clever", as they did to me when I passed on something I had found and added where I had found it (though what they objected to was "quoting from Google",)

Now why didn't I consult wiki before posting?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remove_(education)

To get the facts right, Billy Bunter was 'the owl of the Remove' at Greyfriars School. Not entirely sure what 'the Remove' was in a public school, but it sounds like some kind of form for those not quite up to the required standard! Maybe this didn't exist at Eton.

Do you two want to take it outside?

Definition of unctuous. 1 : having, revealing, or marked by a smug, ingratiating, and false earnestness or spirituality. 2a : fatty, oily. b : smooth and greasy in texture or appearance.

Well I’ve learned (or should that be learnt?) something new today. Sure someone will enlighten me.

I actually had a doctor say that to me when I asked if my baby’s head had engaged! He actually put the word pretty in the middle and I reported him to the senior partner!

bloody 'ell!

I realise that - but my first question?
Could you possibly have condescended to answer that?
Or were you just too keen to make a smart arse comment which fell flat on its face because you frankly did not know what you were talking about?