John Crace is good. Here’s another quote from him (& interesting that he was not allowed into Johnson’s statement). Sounds as if he is banning press left right & centre
Boris had only just started, though. There was to be no talk of a no-deal Brexit. From now on, no deal would simply be referred to as the Australian model. In that no Australian trade deal with the EU actually existed. It was pure genius. Boris could eliminate cancer from the world merely by renaming it. Why had no one thought of that before? This was the kind of innovation that was going to put the Little back into Great Britain
Please help! (grandchild being locked in bedroom)

