Good news!

Lucca

Don’t some men refer to their accoutrement as their Johnson ?

They do indeed. I know a Willy Johnson. Twice blessed but alas short in stature.

Yes., good baby news, The addition of a little one is good news indeed. Whoever it involves.

Lucca

Don’t some men refer to their accoutrement as their Johnson ?

Is it something to do with DH Lawrence, or have I made that up?

How will he afford the school fees? Maybe he’ll retire to spend more time with his family. Hopefully.

JaneJudge

Kelly Jones is hardly blonde or in his 50s

Not quite
He is 47 but he wears it well

don't let the devil take another day

Kelly is 5ft5! He must be seen as being quite tiny. But the eyes have it. Who cares if he is small in stature.

Kelly Jones is hardly blonde or in his 50s

Are you a short and curly?

JaneJudge

It's a shame they are both so short

How very dare you!!! What's wrong with being short?!!! ???

Rod Stewart’s Essex home was next to our friends farm in Epping
(recently sold to a footballer) Mr.Stewart is an absolute gentleman, just one of the locals
Money and height may affect some, but surely personality and heart wins through.

6ft 7?
That's a whole different ball game!

The best things come in small packages.
But not always

MissAdventure

I must say, Rod wears it well.
He has grown on me.
Not literally, of course.

I first saw Rod when I was about 17 - he made no impression on me at all.

I only had eyes for Long John Baldry (6' 7")

MissAdventure

They do.
Now we'll know it's small, 50 years old, and has a halo of blond hair.

????

Zoejory

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

Yes, even better than Rod's version.
The best things come in small packages.

They do.
Now we'll know it's small, 50 years old, and has a halo of blond hair.

If they are doing that you need to make your excuses and leave Lucca

Don’t some men refer to their accoutrement as their Johnson ?

Oh MayBee - thankyou for making me laugh. We are all, I am sure, nice people shapes.

PippaZ

I think one of Johnson's problems is he hasn't got the height to go with his width so tends to look square.

I think that’s my problem, too. I never thought of it that way….it’s cheered me up no end.

Zoejory

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

Wow yes, just checked!

Eyes? Boris has "Hungry Eyes" then.

Stereophonics did a good cover of Handbags and Gladrags.

Now their lead singer has beautiful eyes. No idea of his height though.

I think one of Johnson's problems is he hasn't got the height to go with his width so tends to look square.