Rabbitgran
BJ is supposedly keen on classical history so how about these possibilities - Clytemnestra, Apate, Eris, Hera, Enyo, Alteco, Megaera, Tisiphone, Discordia, Lucretia, Claudia Quinta, Fulvia, Livia, Agrippa, Helena, Pompeia, Drusilla, Tarpeia, Tullia Major.
I don't like Boris Johnson or any of his cabinet one bit. He is very bad for this country but I wish all his children well and hope that they have good fortune and happy lives.
I think it's a given that they'll have good fortune and happy lives after all were paying for it all! Even at a quid each that's £67m ever seen a Johnson at a food bank unless the cameras are there?

Criticise him for what he does or says (I do frequently) but don't just make stuff up to vent. As for cut to order that's just plain offensive!