Bets being taken on what Johnson hits the headlines with the day Sue Grey report is publishef

I'll bet on Sue Gray's previous affair with Prince Andrew being discovered by the DM.

Probably get headlines using
- new sleaze on Prince Andrew
- knighthood (or overseas equivalent) to Zelensky
- Bas Javid new Met Commissioner
- new public holiday to celebrate Brexit benefits
- sale of NHS to Saudi government!

He will resign and I will buy a flying pig

I know!

Johnson will invoke article 16.

Charles and Camilla on EastEnders!

Phew what a scorcher?! Thanks to government initiatives, the sun is shining more since Brexit.
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Reinstate the Triple Lock but with no date specified, so that when the hoo-ha has died down, it can be slid way down the schedule.

Johnson to sack head of civil service Simon Case - of course he is- everyone and everything is sacrificed for the greater good who is Johnson.

They’re starting with Union bashing

MaizieD

Durham police will announce that Starmer wasn't guilty of any breach of lockdown regulations, thus provoking a Daily Mail storm of hysteria over corrupt and biased police forces.

The Cambridges will announce baby no. 4 on the way..

H & M will breathe the wrong way...

Heh heh heh. You're not wrong MaizieD.

First plane load of refugees to Rwanda.

If he runs true to form - complete reorganisation of the alleged s**tshow that is the Civil Service. ‘It wasn’t me’ will be the new Tory mantra.

Durham police will announce that Starmer wasn't guilty of any breach of lockdown regulations, thus provoking a Daily Mail storm of hysteria over corrupt and biased police forces.

The Cambridges will announce baby no. 4 on the way..

H & M will breathe the wrong way...

Or.. Something about The Royal family

Some world beating, oven ready plan to sort out the Northern Ireland border problem, social/health care, criminal justice, cost of living crisis, cost of fuel, energy - take your pick

I am outraged on behalf of hedgehogs. We have some living in our garden.

Probably tell everyone he is finally going to buy a comb.

He always looks like a ruddy hedgehog to me.

Minimum wage to £15, Windfall tax, pension rise by 10%, scrapping increase in NI contributions, and hopefully sacking JRM ?

40 new hospitals - this gets trotted out every now and then.

He lies anyway, so whatever he announces, nothing will come of it.

Well it will have to be something that he doesn't end up having to actually implement.