Carrie’s blow job for a job…

annsixty

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

Look what happens when I scratch my back, Carrie!

It never fails to amaze me. I don't think I've been particularly picky with my partners, but the thought of Carrie giving BJ a BJ makes me dry heave.

She's a pretty young woman. What can she possibly have seen in that scruffy, bigoted, gross oik? I can't fathom being so desperate for power that I could do that. Urgh.

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

vegansrock

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

Again. He must have quite the list of examples of misconduct.

That is probably half the fun.

He’s above the law. And people just seem to accept his behaviour as the norm now.

vegansrock

Surely this qualifies for misconduct in a public office?

In normal times it surely would. Since Johnson became PM the expectations of the kind of behaviour expected of Conservative parliamentarians have nose dived.

I'm torn between mirth and revulsion at the thought of Johnson, with his boxer shorts round his ankles, being serviced by his latest female.?

But, how did we get to this?

Thinking back over previous PM's - both parties - I cannot imagine any of this going on in working hours, in the office.

I mean, Theresa May might not have been a brilliant PM, but I cannot imagine her, waving her knickers over her head, shouting "come and get me, big boy" or anything like it.?

Johnson has managed to destroy any vestige of dignity in the position of being PM. ?

I love your Theresa May scenario DiamondLily. Fabulous. Theresa May May not have been a brilliant PM but she does appear to have ethics and standards in her personal and professional life.
Those awful Tories made her life a misery didn’t they. Yet Johnson gets away with being a dreadful PM

I actually liked May, much as I liked Gordon Brown. Neither had charisma, but I think both tried to work hard and do a good job.

I don't understand why people support Johnson. Brexit is done, so it can't be that.

It now hinges on whether he is a good PM, and representative of this country - I can't believe anyone can think he is, as he is making us a laughing stock with the sleaze, the lies, his appearance and his arrogance.?.

But, some obviously do.?

They call him "Pound Shop Trump", and I think it sums him up.

But don't forget the John Major and Edwina Currie going on. Seems all so ordinary now, so 'vanilla' to just commit adultery. I do wonder how the Hyacinths of Conservative Home are dealing with this latest sordid episode? Or do they think we are discussing a blow dry? "Can't understand the fuss Daphne, can you? My nice hairdresser gives me a blow job every Friday".

The Hyacinths on GN are surprisingly hypocritically socially-liberal when it comes to Blojo and his peccadillos.

No sign of support today from his usual allies! Maybe this is a 'move-on nothing to see' step too far even for them.

Blojo! ? We now know why his shirt is so often untucked.

As the late Dick Emery would say ‘Ooh you are awful’ ?

I’m guessing that his return from his current “world beating” jolly will be rather low key. I cannot imagine Carrie facing the press ever again. Can you imagine the shouted questions?
“Did you swallow Mrs J.?” ?

She isn’t the first …

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Well MissA,dh and i have had an awful week,so thank you for making us laugh.
Very much appreciated.
And so accurate.

Glad it cheered you up a bit.

I wonder if she was on her knees looking for something and he happened to say ‘Carrie, while you’re down there, could you …………?’

HousePlantQueen

But don't forget the John Major and Edwina Currie going on. Seems all so ordinary now, so 'vanilla' to just commit adultery. I do wonder how the Hyacinths of Conservative Home are dealing with this latest sordid episode? Or do they think we are discussing a blow dry? "Can't understand the fuss Daphne, can you? My nice hairdresser gives me a blow job every Friday".

The biggest supporters of Trump, in America, were in the so called "Bible Belt".

They could never seem to explain how they could support Trump, with his carry ons, if they also believed in the teachings of the Bible.?

I guess morals can just be very flexible.

Maybe he spilt coffee on his trousers so had to unzip them , whilst Carrie slipped on the spilt coffee and landed in his lap with her mouth open.

That must have been what happened vegansrock In a different scenario is that how women 'fall' pregnant. I've always wondered.

That photograph is seriously strange

Everything about the tory Mps is strange these days.
So strange that we've all just got used to it.