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Daddima Thu 07-Jul-22 10:06:53

In the speech…..

Vaccine rollout
Brexit done
Ukraine
Colossal mandate
Billions
Price of Lurpak

( Okay, I made the last one up)

vegansrock Thu 07-Jul-22 10:08:47

Peoples’ priorities
Delivering promises
Great honour
Her Majesty the Queen
Our Great Nation

Oldnproud Thu 07-Jul-22 10:10:35

"Err, err, err ..."

Zonne Thu 07-Jul-22 10:11:20

Um
Er
Uh
Er
Well
Um

Zonne Thu 07-Jul-22 10:12:20

Crosspost, oldnproud

MayBee70 Thu 07-Jul-22 10:16:08

He’ll be channelling his inner Churchill ( the imaginary one)….

vegansrock Thu 07-Jul-22 10:19:57

Will he cry like Theresa May?

Parsley3 Thu 07-Jul-22 10:20:52

All of the above and

Getting on with the job
Getting the big calls right
World beating

RichmondPark Thu 07-Jul-22 10:48:52

Female students to to university to find a man to marry.
Letterboxes.
Tank topped bum boys.
Flag-waving piccaninnies.
Orientals ... have larger brains and higher IQ scores. Blacks are at the other pole.
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
Outrageous that married couples should pay for ‘the single mothers’ desire to procreate independently of men.

Grandmabatty Thu 07-Jul-22 11:13:14

Add a dash of Latin or Greek

Parsley3 Thu 07-Jul-22 14:18:07

Listening to his speech, I nearly got a full house.

NittWitt Thu 07-Jul-22 16:03:36

And the public all love me but my party are conniving gits.