So what we know is as follows, although I haven’t yet read today’s news, if any:
An unnamed person sends an email to all the guests at George Osbourne’s wedding that implicates him in some very unsavoury behaviour, and threatens to expose more about other guests, who include high-ranking politicians and supposedly unbiased journalists.
The same day, The Sun runs a story about how a mother has approached the BBC about a senior presenter who has been paying large sums of money to her child in exchange for sexually explicit videos, and the child, who was a minor at the start of this, is spending the money on drugs. The story is not about the celebrity, but about the fact that she informed the BBC, who did nothing to stop the man from paying money, and who continued to put him on screen.
There is a media frenzy of implication, inference and speculation, with numerous names in the frame, most of whom have denied any involvement. Nothing, however has been heard from the main suspect or his lawyers, and he has not been mentioned in lists of those who have been exonerated.
Osbourne’s wedding goes ahead, with little or no mention of the email and its ‘awkward’ contents, as the papers and social media concentrate on the scandal. Mention of the wedding concentrates on a conveniently distracting incident involving a woman throwing orange confetti - an act the media link to Just Stop Oil, who deny their involvement. Odd, but it makes a good story and the email is forgotten.
The wedding over, news of the scandal peters out, but speculation continues. Pushed into action, the BBC announces an inquiry and the police weigh in, saying that they, too, are now on the case. Still no comment from the man in the frame, whose name is now known by hermits living in caves in the Himalayas.
Suddenly a story emerges, suggesting that all is not as it seems with the family of the victim. None of this contradicts what was written in the original story, which had simply reported that the mother had attempted to get the BBC to act against the man in question, and that was never in dispute.
The police say there is not enough evidence to support the allegations at this time, and whereas there is no scandal involving the BBC and nobody has been officially named, the odds are that Mr X will be taking a long holiday from our screens and spending more time with his family.
On Gransnet, there is forensic analysis of what might be the family dynamics and of the possible motives of the mother and the child. The possibility that yet another famous figure has been exploiting young people is forgotten (as that would involve ‘speculation’, which is somehow different from casting aspersions on a troubled family’s possible motives).
The Osbournes begin married life and their guests breathe a huge sigh of relief that the email story seems to have died.
Have I missed anything?