Nadine and the machine

Casdon This could be the best seller of 2023. Can you wait!?

Easily.

I don’t think it will feature on my Christmas list.

Has she resigned yet? 😄😄

It’s not going to be on my Christmas present list. Incidentally, when was the last time she was in the Commons? Apparently she is being paid for a job she isn’t doing.

Whitewavemark2

Has she resigned yet? 😄😄

I think she will have to before it is published.

As Bryn would say, Well I for one can’t wait.

OMG! No, I can’t wait! 😃

Maybe it will be serialised in one of the (low rent) newspapers for those who can’t wait.

I can definitely wait and wait and wait No interest at all

The Plot....?
I think she lost the plot a long time ago!

Germanshepherdsmum

Maybe it will be serialised in one of the (low rent) newspapers for those who can’t wait.

Yes, the headlines in the Daily Star will be something to look forward to in themselves - how about
‘The Lords, Flush or Bust!’
‘Rishi ate my Damehood!’
‘Pretentious Pifflers Pilloried!’
Or ‘Boris, Nadine and the Temple of Doom!’
Probably not enough exclamation marks yet, but they will be working on it I’m sure.

You’re right (you must be a newspaper editor in disguise). And the serialisation will lead to a very active thread here (not that any of us would read said paper of course).

Not sure I’d be interested in anything she has to say tbh tho she’s following in a long tradition in MP’s writing books I guess. If it was in the bargain bin I may buy it to send to a friend who has everything😄for a Xmas pressie.

I bet she wrote it when she should have been doing her parliamentary work ( which one of her ex colleagues told a friend of mine). Question is, will it be put in the fiction section with her other books?

Germanshepherdsmum

You’re right (you must be a newspaper editor in disguise). And the serialisation will lead to a very active thread here (not that any of us would read said paper of course).

What do you mean, I’ve honed my skills (such as they are) because I read the headlines of the Star every night! I always look at the Tomorrow’s Newspaper Headlines feature on Sky News before I go to bed, and theirs are always the best if you want a laugh.

I took a look at one of her fiction books in the library and put it back on the shelf as it seemed to be too badly written for me to have the patience to read it. Perhaps this one will be better - but I won't be reading it to find out.

That’s just what I did, Septimia! I had planned to read a chapter to see what her books are like, with no intention of taking one out, but couldn’t get past the first couple of pages.

She has lingered too long and she should go!