Published Friday evening - a favoured tactic for slipping dodgy government newsitems "under the radar".
But how many Honours List are delivered annually? I thought it was just the New Year and the Monarch's birthday - has another reason to do more honours been invented?
The new lot of 13 nudges the bloated numbers in the Lords to almost 800 - so much for all the waffle, in recent years, about scaling down the unwieldy upper house.
Still, Baroness Michelle Mone's seat will be vacant for the foreseeable future......so that's one less.
Harry wants to reconcile with his family!
Mummy removed from museum due to lack of consent!
Remember when diapers were CLOTH?

