When is a royal tour, not a royal tour?

I really can’t be bothered with them. Far more important things to worry about than a publicity hungry couple playing royal families - when it suits them.

What a massive hypocrite Harry is.He makes a huge fuss about security and has talked about how triggering he finds the flash of cameras- but only when it suits him.Yet they are happy to leave his children the other side of the world and be surrounded by crowds and the press.

Judging by the coverage on the 6 o clock news, Meghan still has to have Harry virtually handcuffed to her as they wander round.

In case he makes a run for it.

Why so much coverage?
On the front of the newspapers with additional articles inside, and certainly on all the major television channels.
I thought the Australians were not interested in the monarchy, and although H likes to remind us all, frequently, he is a Prince of the Royal Blood, M is most definitely not royal in any sense of the word.
And what charity work?

I was going to ask why the media report on some random going to Australia, fancythat.

I would like the media not to report on it.

Then a lot of us would never know.

In answer to the question in the title…..

When it’s carried out by H&M, who are no longer working royals, only when it suits.

You are spot on 😏