Ann Widdecombe, sometime Conservative MP, Brexit MEP and star of Strictly Come Dancing, says that if you can't afford the ingredients for a cheese sandwich, don't eat cheese sandwiches.
Sometimes, when I've been on my uppers, cheese sandwiches are what I have eaten.
Is there anywhere lower these people can go? Are we in an age of political limbo dancing?
Fruit flies - help needed please.
Army horses loose on London streets
Have any of you got all electric cars? Pros and cons please.