Male nudity

Why don't you just leave it now? What's the point in going on and on about it?!

Unless you're enjoying it, of course.

In which case, carry on.

Sigh

I think Pompeyguy was just trying to be humorous and was speaking with his tongue in his cheek (oops!).

I've never been all that interested in the nude male body, especially the dangly bits. I think a nice white teeshirt and a pair of snug fitting jeans is much more alluring.

Different for men. They like the female body nude. I have read (and heard) that both sexes prefer looking at the female body as it is a more beautiful thing aesthetically speaking.

Does anybody remember the Chippendales? They used to shave their chests and then oil themselves. Ughh!

I remember seeing an advertisement for the Chippendales. They looked like they had been made out of polyester. I'm with you petallus. As a rule, naked men, especially if they're moving about, are not a pretty sight.

I don't want to look at nude bodies, I prefer twinkly naughty eyes!

I thought he might be Pompa but on looking at his profile page, I don't think he is.

Maybe we should give him a break, he is a man after all!!!

Naked male is definitively not a pretty sight

Dont think its pompa I wonder how he is doing, been a long time since he has posted.

I prefer to use my imagination re: nude men but I do appreciate the larger nude lady - makes me feel better about my own wobbly bits. Especially the Lucien Freud painting!

Someone I know, who needs glasses and thinks he's still 25, parades about the house and sunbathes in the noddy. I (privately) think -' must get that iron out' . As for me, the only person who sees me naked in daylight, is the dog. He thinks I'm gorgeous

If DH walks around in the noddy I just take my glasses off !
Is it just DH, or ladies are the socks always the last (sometimes not all ) to come off

golden. Reuben's is my ideal of womanhood!

Agree jeni no bean poles there!

Just my shape!

Annika, I think that the socks last is a universal thing!

I have a weakness for men in warm cuddly jumpers! Few men look good without clothes, having said that few look good with clothes, at least not within these shores.

Am I alone in having a man who insists on wearing his trousers at half mast, therefore revealing more than is required, as well as having enough trouser material hanging to fit someone else in?!! I sometimes think that nude might just be the better option!

When it comes to the clothed variety - does anybody else go weak at the knees at Monty Don is his baggy cords? It's enough to make a girl take up gardening. He can prick out my petunias any day

number is he wearing them short at the ankle or short at the waist ? mr glamma has been known to wear tracksuit bottoms short in the leg around the house using the excuss that he is de-stressing,its because he is to lazy to go and buy something new that fits.

I quite like looking at DH's naked body. It is in the style of a prop forward rather than a male model, I hasten to add. Bit surprised though to walk into the bedroom the other morning and find him doing nude yoga! Chiropractor apparently having an influence at last.
(this is a huge breach of confidentiality isn't it. But on this occasion I can't resist)

The trouble with naked men is that they look so comic I cannot help but laugh.

gracesmum YES!

jessM the mental picture you evoked had me doubled over with laughter

By the way, is the chiropractor female? And is this how she has taught him to perform?

Gracesmum yes, he looks like he is the sort of man to take care of you no matter what happens, with those big,strong hands!!

Yes, gracesmum, with you all the way. I must have a predilection for men called Monty - see my thread on Monty Halls.

Who is Monty?the only one I know is a film title and they certainly don't wear baggy cords!