Gather round you lucky ladies you! I'm here to invite you not to start one thread, not two threads, not even three!
Yes indeedee! here's the chance for one of you lovely ladies to win a prize!
For the person who can revive the oldest thread, AND (wait for it, wait for it, no shoving at the back there!) make the most contentious post we will award a prize!
Extra points will be available for those who manage to subtly include the words "wombat" and/or "gusset*
(terms & conditions apply, the judges decision is final, no correspondence will be entered in to, entries with jam stains will automatically be disqualified)
Good Morning Saturday 27th April 2024
Passports not in the drawer I always keep them in. Turning the place upside down.