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Apostrophes

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Bags Wed 28-Nov-12 14:05:56

Ah well, we all know how evil and shocking amazon is [sarc emoticon]

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 14:04:37

vampirequeen It isn't true. The puppies are all okay. wink

vampirequeen Wed 28-Nov-12 14:02:19

Apostrophes are my blind spot blush

Ana Wed 28-Nov-12 12:40:57

There's a thread about the rise of 'gifting' further down...

JessM Wed 28-Nov-12 12:37:08

grin I have to admit that when I write its I do stop and think for a moment. The fact that hers does not have an apostrophe is a helpful way of remembering it.
My current wince, and it is the season to be wincing, because the so and sos are all ** "gifting" instead of "giving". AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Amazon etc are to blame methinks.

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 12:32:45

It's JessM's turn now. grin

Greatnan Wed 28-Nov-12 12:25:32

Careful absent - if we keep posting the same replies, it will fuel the conspiracy theory. grin

absentgrana Wed 28-Nov-12 12:19:38

vampirequeen It doesn't break the rules. It's – meaning it is – has an apostrophe because the second i has been omitted. Its, the possessive – as in its meaning – doesn't have an apostrophe any more than my, your, his, her, our or their have apostrophes.

Greatnan Wed 28-Nov-12 12:19:01

I can see why 'its' causes confusion, because you would expect it to need an apostrophe to show 'belonging to it', but in fact it is treated as the neutral form of the possessive adjective i.e. his, hers, its.

vampirequeen Wed 28-Nov-12 12:09:10

Ah yes but what about its....it breaks the rotten rules. I hate apostrophes lol

So I'll carry on killing puppies almost everytime I write lol.

Greatnan Wed 28-Nov-12 11:09:17

Apostrophes are very easy to use, they have only two functions. One is when a letter is omitted (don't, you're, can't) and the other is to show possession ( the boy's dog, one boy, the boys' dogs, more than one boy).
Simple plurals just need an 's' or in the case of some words borrowed from French, an 'x' ( gateaux). Not an apostrophe in sight.

vampirequeen Wed 28-Nov-12 10:26:46

I have to admit I'm not the best person when it comes to using apostrophes however I have a friend who is an expert. She recently told me that everytime I use an apostrophe incorrectly a puppy dies. I think over the years I must have killed thousands of puppies lol.

The other day I saw a mistake the made even me gringe. A shop called Niese,s Sandwiches.

At lease I don't mix up apostrophes and commas lol