Twice, I have been asked by the local paper for a comment about one of our DD's achievements. On both occasions I was reported as having said We are over the moon. I wish to make it clear that this phrase has never, in my entire lifetime, crossed my lips. I did gave the reporter journalist Numpty a few well chosen words which perfectly expressed our sentiments, but obviously they were not fulsome enough and I have been presented to the local public not as the proud mother of two talented daughters but as the cow who jumped over the moon - twice!