Language is constantly - er

Correctly, grammatically!

I moved here six years ago, and a nearby small town is called 'Diss'. This caused much hilarity amongst younger members of the family.

I don't mind the language evolving. I just wish it would do it gracefully and correct, grammatically.

The very worst insult on the street is 'Yer'.

I'm not going to type up the phrase that it is an abbreviation of.

And I know I'm ending a sentence with a preposition and starting it with 'and'.

I think "the young" have a jargon all their own, and we ancients are not supposed to understand it.

Only discovered recently where 'dissing' came from – abbreviation of disrespecting – as in "Are you dissing my drawing?" and other daft stuff. (How can you disrespect a drawing? )

I think there are two languages running concurrently, and I don't understand one of them. I have a 22 year old niece, she is well-spoken and privately educated, yet she writes phrases on facebook that I can only guess at - and know that I must be wrong.

This is this morning's offering.

'Oh dear John I hope you have a good "sauce" of a adventure!'

Any ideas?

You all seem to have understood what was meant innit.

But not as bad as burglarization.

Much worse - like being a South American revoluter...

Evoluting instead of evolving reminds me of burglarizing instead of burgling. Actually, it's worse.

She must have been commentalking.