Oh dear......have just seen another one.

Just seen on Amazon - extra large black mens toilet bag. ?

Just seen " rouched " dress sign in M and S window?!

One sign which always makes me smile is This door is alarmed.

I just heard ‘off of’ on tv-ranks with ‘for free’ for me!

I gave seen two bureauxs and
Dressmakers doll
This week

I had to think about that one Lindy!

Are these blunders like the butcher who misspelt the offers painted on the windows in order that people would come in to tell him and then buy something?

I have seen wardrope for sale, clean threw out !

Varan & rapunzel ?

And I was concerned about my DS’s inability to grasp to or too and of or off.

Not worried any more!

In the geography class- "in Africa they have no beds, just rough mating on the floor"

Describing a set of drawers for sale were the words "shappy shick ". It took a few seconds for the penny to drop - shabby chic!!

I walked past a nice shop with the word 'professional ' being beautifully painted by hand by a sign writer. When i realised he was spelling it with two fs and one s I pointed it out. Sorry but this was his job, no excuses imo .

Apparently I live in a sort after village.

For sale-curtain finales (sic)

Thank you grandtante.

The answer to your question Nfk dumplings, is that one of the first British printers when printing was the newest technology was a Yorkshire man and he spelled as he spoke.

It began with the wandering apostrophe and has gone downhill from thereon.

theiron?

Just found another one!
‘Add chopped mushroom storks’.

A local free sheet printed a story about a plaque that had been unearthed at a disused railway station. Apparently it had been lost in the midst of time

Were they 'dinning tables'?

'Going forward' how has this managed to creep into conversation instead of in the future.

Haitch haitch? Why won't my phone let me miss-spell?

Hatch anyone?

No, were not ☺

I think your all making them up.