It all sounds like normal everyday language to me
Jalima: Obviously you didn't find it too rude! I thought it might be useful for next time you visit the rellies, (Sydneysiders?), but if you are all walking around speaking Strine everyday, it's surplus to requirements I guess! OoRoo 
Online clothes company that keeps changing its name
The media are already after Andy!


Perhaps your browser is an expurgated (school) version. Did you get it "on special" via your DD? 

