‘I WOULD SAY’! It’s just so silly.

Aep girl, me too! Ditch the elephant ASAP!
I dislike most of what’s already been added though some are new to me but, my bad, simples, haitch and of for have, come top of my list.
When questions are asked at the briefing and they say, “That’s a very good question,” when what they’d really like to say is “Don’t you listen? We answered that yesterday.” Anything said by Laura Keunssberg
The new one that I’m about to hate is The Blame Game. Read it or heard it mentioned about 11 times since yesterday!

'surreal' totally overused and misused.

I myself. And in this moment in time. Grrrrr

Woke ! Especially coming from people who are barely conscious !
Does that work for you Grrrr.
What does my bad mean?

Elephant in the room. I’d like that to be Elephant in room 101.

Different to. It's similar to, different FROM

When I ask my GC if they want, say, a cup of tea, they say, "I'm good, thank-you, irritates me.

'I'll tell you for why' Drives me crazy & it did my Mum too.
Mind you there are a lot of things that drive me crazy right now!!

How about “laters” instead of goodbye when you may never see that person again! I don’t think they are referring to the hereafter!

I get fed up when looking through msm home page that almost every article has " so and so reveals " something ...

I agree. It's also nonsense. A totally meaningless way to introduce something that you actually do say. It has always irritated me.

Draw for drawer, brought for bought. Lots of those already mentioned. I could feel the annoyance rising within by just reading them! ??

and ‘It’s a journey’ and ‘unchartered water’ as said by Nicola Sturgeon every few minutes!

The phrase ‘You’re Joking Me’

My bad. Drives me nuts. Why do adults have to revert to being 2 year olds learning to speak ?

And... ‘I should of’ - it’s ‘I should have’

"He (or she) turned round and said" - does that mean people are constantly spinning round when they speak?

My bad is another silly phrase, and our local weatherman always says "this is how things (or the weather) is set up" - does someone somewhere actually set up clouds, sunshine etc?!

Haha...Toddleo:
I was just reading through all of the replies, to make sure I didn't repeat anything that had already been said; and yours was the last post!
SO... starting EVERY sentence with SO... my absolute pet hate!

Agree with Helgawills - At this moment in time - is there any other time we can have this moment?

Also where has problematic come from? Can they just say It's a problem?

Rant over!!

Starting sentences with "So...." which seems to happen all the time amongst the younger generation, and "can I get..." when they get to the front of the queue.....Aagghh, "no, the person who is behind the counter is employed to get it for you..."

Absolutely agree.
This one is masonic in origin.
Complete rubbish

Simples instead of simple

“Coming days” meaning absolutely nothing precise. Very popular with news reporters who don’t know when something will happen/be announced/be done.

Am I the only one who’s wondering what’s wrong with saying ‘I would say’? and in what context it’s annoying?

Mine is .............. working 24/7 365.
Impossible to do!

Dragonfly46 - I complained via email to a local garden centre when the tomato plant in a home delivery from them was completely bent over at the base and a pack of 6 geraniums had only 5 plants. Their response: “Oops! My bad.” (They did replace them.)