It's an oeuf

T least very few on here are hard boiled!

I'd have said they were all coddled.

The U S constitution incorporates the right to bear arms. Says nothing about sunbathing and baring arms.

A drippy journalist

Don't keep egging me on!

Thanks Ellianne. Not sure I’m ready for so much eggsertion.

There'll be a mad scramble for the bookshops this Monday Mollygo. You'd better get cracking!

I’ll have to shell out for a new joke book!

AGAA4

Eggstremely funny thread.

My thoughts eggsactly.

Eggstremely funny thread.

Riverwalk

Just about sums up the Brexiteer press!

Watch out. you'll upset all the DM readers who defend so heartily!

Why are fried eggs called oeufs miroir?

French teenage exchange memories!
Penfriend: Tu aimes les gars?
Me: Ah oui, Kings Cross, Victoria, Gare du Nord.

I won’t egg you on to contribute to this eggcellent thread.

In the wake of Philip's demise, the BBC News website said the palace was 'weary' of people placing flowers outside in the pandemic. Later versions amended it to 'wary'.

So today at least one of the many items on the same page refers to Prince Phillip with two 'l's.

My French friend doesn’t believe eggs are round.
He’s a member of the Flat Oeuf society.

When on a French exchange visit I was told this joke by my penfriend’s younger brother:
HIM: Sais-tu faire un huit( 8) avec ton cul?
ME: (trying hard to wiggle my bum in a figure of eight) Eh, non!
HIM: Alors, tu est moins intelligente qu’une poule, parcequ’une poule sait faire un oeuf (un 9) avec son cul. (Giggles)

aha!

The choccy eggs are all gone now Elliane so it was just you being hopeful?
It’s an old thread from January, but if we can think up more eggy yolks/ yokes/ jokes we can keep it going.
As to Brexit...well, we couldn’t make an omelette without breaking a few /EU eggs.????

I thought this thread was going to be about chocolat.

Wearing Ralph Lauren? He must be strong!
No doubt he has broad shoulders
Would be easier to wear clothes designed and made by Ralph Lauren.

re MawBe,
As bad as yesterday’s Telegraph in an article about First Ladies and fashion talking aboutMichelle Obama “bearing” her arms.

i appreciated the commentary on radio 4, where we were informed that the first second gentleman is wearing ralph lauren.
didn't mention his heels though.

probably something to do with that country where certain words have to be spelled with omelettes on top them.

sodapop

Just read an article in the Mail where it states that Britain is released from the yolk of a bureaucratic organisation. It's a worry.

Oh dear!
As bad as yesterday’s Telegraph in an article about First Ladies and fashion talking aboutMichelle Obama “bearing” her arms.
Anybody spot the holster?

I'm sure we'll end up being the ones who shell out, though.

Never wise to have all your eggs in one basket

Not what they're cracked up to be, those Europeans. The yolk is on them. ?