Any to add ?

Our DGC love that Grandad cannot pronounce "squirrel" and pronounces it "squiwwl". They're always trying to come up with ways to trick him into saying it!

Definitely of instead of have but I am told that is part of the Devon and Cornish dialect when I complain.

nothink for nothing

haitch for aitch

Two, too and to

ta for to

There are many more but too many to write just now.

'Maths' or 'math' in US is pronounced 'maaths ' in N.ireland. My husband was a maths teacher so I quickly learnt to pronounce it differently when we moved to England!

Arthuritis, though another gran posted it. Labrinth for labyrinth. Vunnerable for vulnerable. And draws for drawers.

Samwidge for sandwich errrggghhhh!

And then we wonder why people can’t spell!! They write what they’re saying.
Have had many an argument with students over the “aitch” question, usually demanding recourse to the dictionary.
Predominately instead of predominantly. Off your own back - another classroom argument. And I’ve had to explain to students that unfortunately the idiom is “can’t be arsed” and therefore best avoided, at least in class. Many of them say can’t be asked.
I criticised an estate agent once in an email and she “reputed” my criticism!!
Well, that’s a few things off my chest. But plenty more where they came from...

Any word pronounced with a k instead of g , anyhink nothink somethink , drives me mad

Two rr's in where sloegin?

Tomater, potater and tomorrer....

'rs' not 'rrs'! That's Devon me dear!

Yes prostrate for prostate is so silly - even medical staff say this.

I think this is a general south of England one but offends my N.Irish ears when I hear 'pattern' pronounced ' patten'. There are two rrrs in there! On the other hand a lot of N.I.folk pronounce 'film' as 'filum' which sounds very weird to English ears. Extremely irritating to even hear BBC journalists pronounce place names incorrectly. Why not the way the locals do?

Skydancer

And when did Kenya get pronounced Kenya? In my day it was pronounced "Keenya".

Kenya is how the Kenyan’s chose to pronounce their country’s name on independence.

Tweny fir twenty so many on tv do it!

Empathetic instead of empathic, whilst both can be used, in different contexts, often empathetic is used when it should be empathic

Prostrate for prostate.

It amuses me that so many pedants think is "pronounciation."

Fruneral for funeral

V instead of versus. Tottenham v Arsenal is versus. Why can’t tv presenters pronounce the correct word? Latin for against.

Presteegius instead of prestigious.

I agree with of instead of have. It drives me nuts!

Math as a plural for maths

Supernanny used to make me smile because she couldn't say ACCEPTABLE, she would say ASSESSABLE. In her latest American series she no longer used the word. Someone must have told her!

His, instead of he’s, I don’t want Nuffin, instead of Anything!