Oh now you've done it...
UK - we call it ground floor, because it's on the ground but Americans call it first floor - GRRRR!!
I've found myself lately calling my cushions pillows, Americans again!
Soil is dirt, dirt is soil although I think dirt refers to dusty, dry soil.
I was also brought up to refer to it as a sitting room as the lounge was a waiting area in an airport - but I'm not in the NE anymore, so it's a lounge! Lol
This fairly recent fad of saying things like, "Joe Bloggs dies!"
Oh, he does it more than once? How inconsiderate of him. No, "Joe Bloggs DIED!"
Fifeywifey, I'm always shouting at the telly. "Boris, get a decent barber!" "Get your hands out of your pockets and stand up straight!" "Couldn't afford the material for a whole dress?"