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Germanshepherdsmum

I never buy pleated skirts because they get depleated when I sit down. Has someone large sat on this war machine?

As a matter of fact, the Ukranian artillery seem to be doing a fairly competent job of "depleating" the Russian tanks and amoured vehicles.

Or even of depleting them!

I never buy pleated skirts because they get depleated when I sit down. Has someone large sat on this war machine?

love it MissA

They need to use the 'war machine' setting.
It comes after 'woolens' on my hotpoint washer.

I didn’t even know they wear battle kilts!

I reckon they washed it on too hot a setting.

It does provide a very interesting mind picture.

Blimey. How many people read that and didn't notice?!