Please suggest names for 2 rescue cats

I collected my cats today, have decided on Bugsie and Tallulah from the musical. The idea came from the 'silly names' thread.

My sister had two cats called Bo and Diddley!

My husband's got a model aeroplane. Its similar.

Brother and sister: Castor and Helen, Tom and Maggie, Osbert and Edith, Branwell and Charlotte, Ptolemy and Cleopatra?
Baggie Hubby's hawk? Wow.

Mr felix and Miss mopsie good luck and enjoyx

We had two geese of German descent whom we called Heidi and Bertie. Hens: Florence, Morag (Toerag rhymes in Scotland and she is one), Saffie (Saffron), Grizel, Violet, Rainbow, Miss Brown, Goldie, Blackie. Cockerel: Beefy.
Hubby's hawk: Andromeda.

Elegran...out of the mouths of babes....!

I had a friend who visited someone and was left alone with a small child to converse with. There were two waly dugs (china dog ornaments for the benefit of southrons) either side of the mantelpiece so she asked their names. "Shit and treacle" came the reply.

Toast and Marmalade

My friend called her two rescue cats Sam and Ella (get it - Salmonella?) Someone my partner knew had a pair of ferrets called Semmit and Drawers (Vest and Pants) for those grans who live south of the border.

Liquorice (all black) and Allsorts or Bertie and Basset

Kate and William. Or Katie and Willy.