I am scared of new things and loud noises, especially the bin lorries. I don’t like people much either and the window cleaners terrify me. I often have to jump on my person’s lap and get lots of stokes to calm me down. I show my appreciation by being very busy at night, catching rodents for her. I am a little confused because she was so upset by the big fat rat I delivered to her earlier this week, and she didn’t appreciate the two noisy baby pigeons I gave her either. I have never heard such language! I have to keep an eye on my territory because the cat next door seems to think that some of it belongs to her. The cheek! Lately a new cat has been visiting and seems to want to be friends. I’m not too sure about him yet though so we just have fun yowling at each other. The grumpy bloke next door chucked water over me for that. I will poo in his garden tomorrow. For now I am exhausted so will have something to eat (my dish had better be full), give my tuxedo a quick clean, and then sleep for 10 hours.