Appropriate behaviour

I'm reminded of an incident with a colleague aeons ago. I didn't witness it, but it became the stuff of legend.

Girl in question, very posh family and exceedingly cut-glass voice, was seated at some do next to a man who started by putting his hand on her knee and gradually moving it upwards.
She ignored it until he was probably at top of thigh, when she said at the top of that cut-glass voice, 'Would you mind getting your fuxxing finger out of my fanny?' ?

Apparently the family was famous for 'language' and not giving a stuff.
(Nowt to do with the Fuxxing Fulfords of TV fame BTW.)

Venus I reported seeing fruit flies on teacakes in a cafe inside a shopping centre. The server just shrugged as I cancelled my order. I went home and reported it to health dept. It was closed down next time I went.

There seemed to be a trend among young couples some years ago that I found a bit odd; we went to quite a few 18th, 21st, and engagement parties and I noticed that when couples stood perhaps at the bar or by the dance floor, the man would slide his hand sideways between the woman's cheeks . Just as you might park a bike, the men seemed to park their hand in what looked like a rather intimate gesture of possession. Does this still happen? I haven't been to a party or dance in ages!

I was once in the gardens on St Michaels Mount. It was a beautiful day. Then I saw 2 fairly mature people lying on the grass, having a kiss and cuddle and generally fondling each other . If they had been teenagers I wouldn't have noticed. But they were old enough to have been Gransnetters. I was quite shocked.

Luckygirl
Wow! Unbelievable.
I'd have whizzed round in front of him to finish my shopping before he handled any of the goods.
Dirty b.

So a couple were standing in a queue and one fondled the other? They knew each other.. maybe it is part of their sexual routine.. a bit self- centred but maybe they were in lust?
Were they buying extravagant cream cakes to take away?
When I see couples eating, nibbling or groping one another in public I try to think back to when I was in lust in case I had ever been so oblivious to the people around me!

Rosina

Horrible. I'm glad that no-one 'possesses' me.

driverann
???

We don't know that was the situation! She may have been totally complicit. Not all women ..see on GN... are passive or abused. Maybe it was a game they play for tittilation..she may have demanded that he touches her in public.

I don't think you have to be a prude to be of the opinion that this sort of exhibitionism is annoying.

I had taken my granddaughter out for the day to central London. We were on a crowded underground carriage. A nearby middle aged, quite ordinary looking couple were behaving very amorously in the middle of all this crush.

"Ugh", my granddaughter says, pulling a face, "That's disgusting Nan, they're using their tongues".

"Yes", I said pointedly, "It is inappropriate on such a crowded train". They stopped.

Original Valerie Patisserie in London was excellent but don’t like the chains. Fruit tarts are good but the cakes seem to be 80% cream.

Puts me in mind of a guy I was dating aeons ago, an incredibly 'dishy' bus conductor, always smart uniform and great haircut (I like the clean look)
As I walked down the aisle to get off , he grabbed me in a swooping hold and gave me a lingering kiss, to the apparent delight of the passengers who whistled and clapped.
I remember his name was Tommy...not Tom.

The lady might have been an escort.
Near to where we are they lives a husband and wife, they have three children who are day pupils at an expensive private school. They live in a five bedroom detached house
Both drive top of the range cars the husband does not seem to work his wife goes out alone Thursday / Friday / Saturday Evenings. In the summer they invited us to a barbecue. Being nosey I asked the wife if they worked for anyone, “Oh I’m an escort” she said. She went on to tell me that she started eight years ago when her husband was made redundant from his work. I told her I had never met an escort before, she replied “ oh I expect you have they just never told you, there is a lot of us about.” She told me that she goes to the same man each Thursday and Saturday and the same women on the Sunday. Her logic was “ I cant waste my life hoping to win the lottery or waiting for someone to die and leave me some money, so I had to find another way.”

Bluebelle Yuk! hope she had showered.

I would have looked right at him. And said a very loud voice

" Ewwwk " dirty git"

If this happened recently I would imagine the woman had faily warm leg covering...thick tights are popular with short skirt wearing women. I suspect there was no skin to skin contact. Maybe he just squeezed her bum!!

I try to avoid smartly dressed young men with briefcases after one coming towards me suddenly stretched out his arm and aimed his briefcase right in the crotch. He went too fast for me to even see who it was. That was in a shopping mall and although years ago you never forget something like that.

jaylucy: know you were being lighthearted but the bloke could help himself. He had control of his hand. If a child was there and witnessed this kind of behaviour it could have a worrying effect on them and of course some will grow to think this is normal. The pair should have been marched out the shop. Hope they are on cctv.

Luckygirl
O.M.G!

jaylucy it sounds like he -was- helping himself!

Willow10, your comment was funny, so was yours BlueBelle, if you cannot post funny comments, how boring live would be.
Rosina, segway scooters are too low

Was it a chilly day? Maybe he was just warming his hands!!!

I'm pretty sure they knew each other, they went and sat at the same table. I think I should have added that to my original post.

Toto309 sounds ghastly!

To lighten your mood maybe, saw cartoon in the Sunday Times yesterday relating to Patisserie Valerie, two chefs standing over their mixing bowls lamenting the fact that they've run out of hundreds and thousands

Quite relieved to know some other DH's are as bad as mine. If DH is ill I'm up and down the stairs like a yoyo - does he want this, does he want that etc. On the rare occasions I'm feeling bad enough to stay in bed then I might get a cuppa after he's got up, had his b'fast, checked the internet and finally remembered me but after that I'm forgotten probably until mid afternoon when he generally has a snack and I might get another cuppa.