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How can I have my idea of a perfect man?

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Yorksherlass Fri 08-Nov-19 21:25:45

This thread is awesome, thanks peeps ?

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Grannybags Fri 08-Nov-19 21:24:39

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Apricity Fri 08-Nov-19 21:04:45

GFP, you could just leave him at the garden centre. As he rarely speaks and never asks for directions when lost he could be there for a very long time. Maybe, one day, some kind person will think he's a garden gnome and take him home and put him on a shelf with other nick nacks. The elf on the shelf never has to talk to anyone or ever wash a bath mat.

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rosecarmel Fri 08-Nov-19 19:59:50

If all you need is an idea of a perfect man watch Outlander! I've plenty more ideas .. if you need more than one idea .. smile

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SirChenjin Fri 08-Nov-19 19:50:35

LTB - it’s the only option open to you

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GagaJo Fri 08-Nov-19 19:49:35

MawB, the porn men sound good, as long as they keep their pants on.

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sodapop Fri 08-Nov-19 19:42:56

Too late grapefruitpip I've already got him. ( well almost )

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grapefruitpip Fri 08-Nov-19 19:37:28

Maw I tried but sadly I fell asleep and himself was obsessing over Gardeners Question Time.

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Hetty58 Fri 08-Nov-19 19:29:44

He sounds harmless enough so count your blessings!

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SpringyChicken Fri 08-Nov-19 19:27:01

Sounds like you settled for the standard model.

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Hetty58 Fri 08-Nov-19 19:22:53

Perfect man? Give up that idea! Put up your own shelves (you know you can).

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phoenix Fri 08-Nov-19 19:22:21

The perfect man doesn't exist.

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MawB Fri 08-Nov-19 19:22:21

gringrin
Have you tried online porn? grin

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grapefruitpip Fri 08-Nov-19 19:16:23

The one I have is sadly deficient. He goes days without speaking, never washes the bath mat and refuses to ask for directions when lost.

Whenever I am lingering over my cheese and ham toastie in our local garden centre, he claims he needs to leave.
Also shelving issues, I wish my nick nacks to be displayed nicely, he claims he needs an extra fitting for his drill.

I'm not sure how to progress.

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