How can I have my idea of a perfect man?

Have you tried online porn?

The perfect man doesn't exist.

Perfect man? Give up that idea! Put up your own shelves (you know you can).

Sounds like you settled for the standard model.

He sounds harmless enough so count your blessings!

Maw I tried but sadly I fell asleep and himself was obsessing over Gardeners Question Time.

Too late grapefruitpip I've already got him. ( well almost )

MawB, the porn men sound good, as long as they keep their pants on.

LTB - it’s the only option open to you

If all you need is an idea of a perfect man watch Outlander! I've plenty more ideas .. if you need more than one idea ..

GFP, you could just leave him at the garden centre. As he rarely speaks and never asks for directions when lost he could be there for a very long time. Maybe, one day, some kind person will think he's a garden gnome and take him home and put him on a shelf with other nick nacks. The elf on the shelf never has to talk to anyone or ever wash a bath mat.

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This thread is awesome, thanks peeps ?

By getting him that “extra bit he needs for his drill” ? .....

A perfect man? Isn't that an oxymoron?

All I wanted after Waitrose was a quick visit to White Stuff but no, he drove straight past and parked in Lidl.
Yours might find the extra bits for his drill in Lidl, the centre aisles seem to fascinate mine.

As did the snooker on TV
[boring]

Wash the bath mat?

Would that be a bit for a Lidl drill?

Of course all you ladies are perfect!

I have one that comes close, but then I always have been lucky.

Of course, Tommy! We do have a few little foibles, but that just makes us interesting.

Amazon provide most things.
Have you tried there?

Man was an afterthought so will never be perfect, unlike us women!

A perfect man has never entered my life so I can't answer that one. I wish I had been born a lesbian. X

When I worked in a school one of the parents used to phone up, he said 'Perfects the name and I am'. I used to think, No you're not! He was obnoxious!