A school friend of mine once received a card from her then boyfriend which read," To the girl with the ribbon in her and the bow in her legs". This wasn't remotely funny because she really did have bandy legs. Fortunately she also had a fantastic sense of humour. I never received a single card until 14th Feb 1978- the day I moved away from home, when I received several. What was that all about?
Why do restaurants and takeaways close so early now?





