Gender equality and religious freedom in politics

EEk, EEk EEk , O forgive me just thinking out loud , silly old me . Am popping off now as I have a hungry husband to feed . kisses

Vampire Queen, it was obvious to me, and probably to most other members, that your remark about The Italian Job was your third example and had nothing to do with the preceding example.
Please don't take too much notice of Jingle, she likes to get attention by annoying people, but she is harmless really!

Vamphirequeen , see , I have used your full name , you actually said Basil Fawltey , what are we mind readers ?

I like Greatnan's jokes. That "Italian Job" one was funny in context, at the time.

I like irony, and plays on words, but as anno says, we're all different. Praise be!

Nonu ...I knew it was Michael Caine. I didn't name him because it's so well known I didn't need to.

JO4....you seem to have a problem with my name. We've been here before on another thread.

As you well know I am vampirequeen but if you want to shorten it by all means call me vamps or VQ. If this is attempt at sophisticated humour it's going over my head and actually becoming quite irritating.

I use your name correctly. Please do me the courtesy of using mine in the same manner.

What me ironic , I would agree if I knew what it meant

In that case, I am very glad that I have been able to brighten you day with some jokes. (It is usually accepted that if you qualify a word with inverted commas you are being ironic.)

Well you assumed wrong, didn"t u

Nonu, I assumed this post meant you didn't find the jokes funny, or else why the inverted commas?

I wouldn"t call Greatnans posts witty , apart from her daily "Joke"

700? Really? However many, I enjoy a laugh in the morning. There's no point in arguing about what's funny because we all laugh at different things. I like irony and verbal humour - not keen on slapstick.

Who said they haven"t ?????????

Well, nonu, I have posted over 700 jokes and apparently none of them met your standards - I will have to try harder.

Do you think they put anything else in them?

Sorry GN. Am on a sugar rush.

Italian sweets that DD brought back for me!

TYpo TYPO Should have read you are right on the money ! still where would we be without homour, I don"t know the answer to that ? I find lots of things humerous .

Youi are fight on the money I couldn"t bear to spend time with a miserable old git , himself it the tops when it comes to houmour. There are quite a lot of them about though suppose it comes with age.

I try to provide a variety of types of humour in my jokes, which nonu doesn't appreciate. I can laugh at virtually anything, especially myself. A sense of humour is very useful when life gets tough. I can't imagine wanting to spend time with a miserable git.
Jingle - if you want to be rude, just do it, don't pretend to cross it out!

Jo. Great , I think that is one of my all time favourite movie scenes .

I don"t like simple humour BIG

Oh yes. you're right *Nonu*

Vampireperson - Eric Sykes one - missed it, I think. Basil Fawlty - prob not have laughed much. "Only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - hilarious.

Ok?

Vampirequeen surely that was Michael Caine in "The Italian Job"

OMG!

I've done it again.

GN - you wanna delete that?

Missed this yesterday.

I don't regard myself as sophisticated. But I have got a small semblance of intelligence and therefore can't laugh at any old thing (especially *Bags' joke there).

I like any kind of excellent humour. So there!

up yours

I loved The Plank and introduced my grandson to it. He laughed like a drain. Simple humour can be as enjoyable and rib-tickling as clever and witty humour