When a baby elephant sees the sea for the first time.
Reminds me of a visit to St Andrews Castle the summer after we moved to Oxford from Edinburgh. DD1, age 5, said: "I want to see the sea."
Well, there it is! said I, indicating it with a sweep of my arm.
Her dissatisfied reply: I want to touch it!
We made our way down to the beach. She got wet 
French school children on strike
What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?



