Ooh nanachrissy how rude! I was never popular at school (sob) and now rhey're all laughing at me (sob) but they'll be sorry when they realise what a talent they have rejected. I am practising my instruments as we speak (old violin found in son's room, penny whistle, broken guitar, not to mention saucepan lids and my trusty triangle) and though I say it myself I am really very good. At least I think that's applause I hear from the neighbours and oh look the local police have come to join in with their sirens. Anyway I'm coming whether you like it or not and Bags can share my Victoria sponge as she was the only one who was nice to me 