Glastonbury party!

I'm sorry it is mostly made of mushrooms but wasn't sure about some of the leaves I found so left them out - but took a chance with the fungi

Just expressing a preference jeni but it's all alcohol......

Would anyone like to make a bit of a speech and raise a toast to Gransnet?

I'm not so sure Jeni is in any fit state at the moment Jeni would you like to try again when you can make your mouth work - can't understand a bloody word!

Hock? I'll have some of that. And a hic and a haec if there's some going....

right - salad made - couldn't find any oil for dressing so used some gin should be OK

oxon but you declined the hock!

Hic....where am I? Hellooooo. What's that cow doing here? Oh, sorry Carol. Where are my glasses?

What big brown eyes youve got when hic hic

Magic mushrooms! Pass them round!
I've never tried them?

more hic please

Yes but I like Hic better

Ohhhhhhhh no I left the parmesan crisps in my pocket and they have melted.......

You don't like hock?

- you got in first!

Hoc.

Haec hoc!

glass that's a cow you're talking to - I'm over here!!! Put your hands out so you don't bump into anythbing - oh, crikey, she's just gone over that drystone wall. Come on, up we get - here - have a sip of this - you'll be ok when you've taken those eyelashes off!

Is he called Mull?

I want some haggis and a smoke! Hic.

I feel into a burning Ring of fire
I went down
down
down
and the flames went highter
and it burns
burns
burns
The Ring of fire
the Ring of fire.

Soop just remember that you have to leave early I promised mr.soop I would take care of you I don't want to get into any trouble with him

Haec

-nose to the ground looking for suitable mushrooms - sorry soop didn't mean to disturb you

Don't eat meat so no lamb for me. What's anyone else got? Need something to soak up the vodka jellies! Oh, here, for a change - mix your jellies and have a Bucks Fizz one. they go down easily! Got some herbal tea here jeni. Don't know what's in it. Found it in a wee shop in France. Customs didn't seem interested. Smells funny.

Its ok *white there are a few witches here we will just put a spell on you

whiteseems to be the arsonist round here!