Glastonbury party!

soop use my blowtorch, but be careful, I've just re-charged it - stand back! Whoosh!! Phew - that was close - sorreeee!

That charring will soon sand off your crutch - don't worry!

Hic

Here I am just climbing back up the hill after having a call of nature and what do I find the place full of smoke already and those old firefighters trying to get up the hill with their big hosepipe Well soop that was a journey and a half did you see the looks we got flying over Manchester Airport I think we must have upset those blokes in Air Traffic Control as they where making funny hand signals ? can't think what they saying !!! maybe they where jealous of your posh suit.I must get a drink what have we got anything will do just make sure its a large one with a small mixer,oh flumpsVodka sounds just up my street

when where are you, I can see a shape over there, thats not your feet again is it

Does anyone know the difference between mushrooms - don't want to poison ourselves

Glam and I brought the virile young fireman from Kintyre. He's dishy. What's more, he likes to do useful things for damsels in distress...I bags first turn. [scuffle...crutches flying east and west...vodka jellies sloshing in between slices of haggis![ Oxon hang on in there lassie. I've got some wackie baccie left over from the last fracas! Anyone got a light?

Hi whitewave and flump

white hellllllllllo didnt see you there, cant see through my eyelashes.

whitewave flump in my haste to grab the lamb and alcohol I didn't say 'welcome'. Nice to see you both!!

flump wellcome, can I try some poured over my six two vodka jellies? Who has the weed tea?

Sounds good I'll start picking

whitewave there's a few Gransnetters who know quite a lot about wild edible plants especially the magic mushrooms

When I have put it out...... but look all my false eyelashes have melted all over my face, I dont need that filler they are on about on that make up thread.

I've jsut given myself the giggles....

I mean thorn bus. HIc.

hello flump I'm new too

whitewave - no! not that thormbush!

Yes, I think we can let that one through flump - er....have you brought anything else that neededs testing?

tho it might be too much with the jellies!

we need a salad to go with the lamb does anyone know about wild edible plants?

Hello flump I am so pleased you came over.... listen everyone flump is new today so please behave. Oh and brought Plum Vodka with you.

Ooh, jeni! You naughty girl!

I'd tie knots in my hankie if I had one, but...anyway it didn't have enough corners. Hic.

Plum vodka - can I just check that flump? Health and safety first, must be careful, mustn't we? What???

Oh well judging by one of our grandads, even dads army still has some life in its members