Glastonbury party!

when a dicky bird has told me that you singed my crutch, You little vandal To be honest with you and save your my crutch is metal. Now I understand why it glowed red-hot and alerted the fireman. What did you do with him after I made my excuses?

'ello, 'ello,
That was some party. Sorry I didn't get to chat with when and flump or Ariadne. I did try. Computer just sat there looking bored with my shenanigans, and when I pressed post message, it gave three little green lights and then refused to budge. I blame that glass she must have sabotaged the air-waves
whitewave Ear of dog...could have been singed when I borrowed a blow torch to light my spliff
jeni did you find your teeth? Don't tell me that we have to go back to look for them
glamma thanks for the lift. Can't recall how I got home. Mr soop gave me a stern look as I tripped over the threshold. Was it because I was clinging on to the arm of a fireman and a policeman? - or, was it because I've been issued with an ASBO for unruly behaviour? I believe I've been grounded...at my age! Tell you what, it was a great party and I had a swell time. Last question...where was Nellie when I needed her?

when my lips are sealed

Where have you left that fireman glass?

Good morning all, yawnnnn.
Can anybody tell me where this bump on my head came from, and I have a large bruise on my knee.

Had brill party I think

I know nothing whitewave. Your cat dog was happily devouring the rest of the lamb with Pimms marinade last time I saw him. He was growling at something hairy and menacing in the distance, but I was distracted by glass falling off her stilts

Morning

Can anyone tell me why my dog has got a singed rear? I have no memory of that at all! Excellent party though. See there was a huge moon last night are we sure that that was not one of our posteriers?

It seems to be an on going problem doesn't it when maybe something to do with being on the flight path to Liverpool Airport or could be my attraction to men in uniform ?firemen/policemen/sailors I was not really in a rush to get home as mr.glamma was crying in his cocoa after Liverpool lost at the football but thats another story altogether!!!

Just made it home before the solar batteries gave out. Today is sunny enough to charge them up ready for next time! Me? No ill effects.

glamma haven't you had diversions going home before? There seems to be a landing problem on your stretch of the motorway!!

I had a really good time thanks girls no problems getting home this time no speeding tickets or falling off the broomstick,after getting to the end of the motorway I misjudged the landing and ended up on the heli-pad of the cruise ship docked at Liverpool so I stayed on board for a while and joined in with their leaving party,there where some funny looks at the green faced witch who had dropped in unexpectedly but the men where very friendly !I hope soop is ok and has not got to much of a limp after the mishap with her crutch we will have to take that blow torch off when. Cheers girls here's to another good year on GN

So sorry to miss the party and having read 16 pages of messages I realise I should have cancelled my day here and come to the GN one!

Well...my behaviour was impeccable as usual (where's that tongue-in-cheek emoticon when you need it?)

It was a fun evening and one or two (or three or four) might have slightly over-indulged, but it was a party! 9grin0

glass was last seen with a rather fresh fireman who may have helped her identify which were her legs and which was the remaining stilt she had been balancing on (don't ask!)

whitewave has some answering to do - she snuck in a dog dressed as a cat and it disappeared with the contents of the barbeque.

Annobel might have a dicky tummy today - she's eaten something crunchy but doesn't know what it was (I thought it was only my dog that did that!)

All in all, a great 1st birthday party. Here's to next year!

By the way, if soop asks for me, you ain't seen me, right? I think I might have accidentally charred her crutch with my blowtorch - sshhhh!

So sorry I missed it all! I was so tipsy tired when I got in that I had to go straight to bed. Seem to have a bit of a headache now - and not a virtual one. Loved catching up. xx

Sorry I didn't make it to the party, but reading about it, it sounds like it was a good job I didn't lovely evening. How are the hangovers

I was here earlier but thought I would have a look around. Glastonbury Tor is a magical place, I came dressed as a fairy but didn't fancy getting my costume dirty with all the shenanigrans. A toast to another year of Gransnet, hip hip hooray, hic!

My false teeth? Gm Gm!

Well, girls ladies, I found my glasses - in my sporran. So what did I eat that was so strangely crunchy? Anyone lost anything?

So that was you peeping over the wall hari

Well....that was a bumpy ride - Annobel steering without her specs is a scary experience, but back in one piece!

Mine's solar powered - trouble is - that's moonlight! Hold tight, Carol. I think there's enough power left to get us back (fingers tightly crossed).

Sorry didn't get round to talking to you flump welcome anyway.
Bet none of you noticed me lurking but oh yes I was there

Glamma where have you been asked mr.glamma oh just a quick night out with the girls says she!! if only he knew he thinks we are so ladylike and sedate but whats the harm in him thinking eh ? Thanks for another good night we must do it all over again soon.Hope you have detangled yourself glass and that soop is soon tucked up safe in her bed. Thanks for the company girls night night xx

Sorry, dozed off in the corner. Must have had too much vodka! Going home now while I've still got power in the batteries, (switch to automatic pilot). Thanks for an interesting night! See you later.

Yes, come back and chat to us flump